In the words of our beloved captain Brit Gartner, "Oh whassup!!".
Due to our lack of posting action, we've decided to bring you a 
little sumthin' sumthin' about SOL's current summer endeavors. 
 The quick, cuddly, caring Pat Niles, a.k.a. Daddy Pat is 
travelling abroad with the Chad Larson Experience to play 
Worlds against some of the most prestigious ultimate
teams in the universe. After he finishes up with that, he will 
return to play with Drag'n Thrust for summer tournaments and 
the USA Ultimate fall series.
Three of our former SOLmates, hb city Anna Hettler, angry 
elf Martha Harris, and with hams like Christmas dinner 
Robyn Fennig are playing with Drag'nThrust. Joining them
is the magnificent, spectacular, fast, super awesome, 
Melissa "George" Jordan!! The women on this team are going 
to be ridiculous. If you ever feel overwhelming amounts of 
heat at tournaments near you this summer, 
it's main source is fire from the mouths of dragons thrusting.
The best roommate ever/pump up machine Brit Gartner,  is playing 
with Minnesota's POP women's team. She will be traveling with them 
looking to kick ass and tool some hoes. In other words, they are 
hoping to bring it at Nationals again this year.
Three newbies, insightful spunkalicious Emy, peppy uptight Beef, 
and the angry hammer throwing Nottie (newly appointed nickname), 
are playing with a new women's team in Minnesota sponsored by the 
lovely Surly Brewing Company. In other words, if you want free beer, 
these are the girls you want to find at tournaments this summer, 
a.k.a. MUDI, Heavyweights, and Cooler Classic.
The jumpin' jivin' Jess "Holla" Haller, is playing with a 
new mixed team called Hexxus. They are the new face of 
ultimate pollution. 
Toxic love, baby.
With bigger layouts than the state of Texas Heather, 
space cadet/most improved Mariah, and resident expert 
duck caller Tracie joined a new Eau Claire mixed team 
that doesn't quite have a name yet. But watch out, 
they've got some great SOL girls playing for them.
Our other SOL sisters are playing full time with summer 
leagues in their area.
Just keep in mind, SOL's game against Carleton at Regionals 
wasn't the end. Next year we're going to come out with 
our guns blazin'.
Do work SOL.
BANGARANG RUFIO.
 
I cant read half of this! It all gets cut off on the right side! Can you repost it so I can read it all?? Thanks!
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