After weeks of conditioning on the track and in the pool, we decided to test our mighty strength at the St. Ben's indoor tournament. St. Joseph, MN: home to Paula Meyer and her 5,000 siblings, home cookin,' Helen Keller wannabes, and Sparklefest. 5v5, we decided to split our squads X/Y and play the beautiful game.
Robyn shows up Friday night to Steph's house with over 3,000 temporary tats. Thank you Target boutique.
Using our limited space for warm-ups, anonymous SOLmate nails the plasma screen tv worth my entire semester of tuition. Luckily, made out of unbreakable materials, it does not break, and we bail.
Eau Claire X, sportin' the new black jerseys, handily beat St. Olaf X, Macalester, and Minnesota, winning out their pool. Taylor Jenkins shows up after an early am hockey game, plays a few games, then drives home for more hockey. What a baller. Melissa Jordan's lickin the floor cuz she wants to keep owning some bitches.
Led by Anna Hettler, Eau Claire Y shows up in ballin' white. They beat St. Olaf Y in a nail biter, St. Bens, and lose a hard one to St. Thomas.
This sets up the X/Y match-up in the championship bracket. Robyn gets concussed in the scrimmage, and the teams decide to rock-paper-scissors it to see who wins the rest of the game. X beats St. Thomas in the championship, Y beats St. Bens in the 3rd place game. Ballin'
Highlights:
Sexually seductive moves by SOL
Martha's ridc awkward layout. Brit says she looks like a swastika. It's true.
Whit's return after a long hiatus from the college ultimate scene
Iansa's arms that took several hours to wash the tats off of.
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